You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
