I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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