I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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