Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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