I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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