Heybabeimwearingurpanties
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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