...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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