i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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