If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Let's paint friendship bongs
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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