Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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