Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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