Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't want my vagina anymore.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
