So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
How does it feel to date your dad?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
