I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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