This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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