doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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