That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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