Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So much rum. So many feels.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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