I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
