I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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