why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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