I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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