How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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