so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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