P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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