at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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