Just mADE A PArabola og urine
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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