In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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