my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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