All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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