I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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