They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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