Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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