i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I got inside last night via doggy door
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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