Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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