Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
sex in a hospital.. check
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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