just tell him i said nine months
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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