Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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