Can Purell be used as lube?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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