Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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