She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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