In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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