Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
