She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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