My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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