Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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