My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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