Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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