Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
