I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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