I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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