I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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