I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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