ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
and you fell through a lawn chair
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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